Long Time, No Luck 7/03/2003

Why hello everyone. Long time no post. I bet you all thought I was dead, or lieing in a ditch somewhere. Nah. Neither of us are quite that lucky. *collections of swears heard from the 2 1/2 people in the group* Sorry everybody. My computer's just on the fritz. I guess thats good news for all of you because you get less of my whinefests. Bad for me though, the only slightly accepting ones talk through here. They're the ones who supply that tiny thread that keeps my enormous body from falling directly onto the scythe of Thanatos. In case you're wondering thats the god of death, you know him better as the grim reaper. If any of you are looking for a way to get rid of me, I just spelled it out. Disconnect me from the technology that keeps me happy. Am I the only one that sees a relevance to the Matrix in that one? Im probably also the only one that sees the Matrix as twisting versions of religion. Why do I have to analyze movies so much? Why can't I just enjoy them? Oh yeah, I can't enjoy anything. Thank you life for giving me that one. Why am I still going here, I kill your joy first by realizing Im not dead, then by not shutting up. Im a horrible person aren't I?

*Sulks into shadows perhaps in search of a darkened computer technician*